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JokesOver 15 million American women are divorced. According to the study conducted for AARP, the world’s largest circulation magazine, not only did women initiate most of these divorces, but over 80% of us are glad we did. Divorce Magazine, with a circulation base of 180,000, calls us Generation “Ex”. It’s common knowledge that men usually leave marriage for another woman; the real news is that women do, too – for a happier version of ourselves. So where, among the cultural propaganda flooding us with the advice on marriage, the dangers of post-divorce dating, and the failure of modern families, are the stories celebrating the second acts of so many women? Right here! Visit every week to enjoy one of over 250 witty "divorce-isms" about being in the club no one wants to join. You'll find laughs in common with other members of Club Divorce who have paid their dues, know the secret handshake, and are reaping the benefits of real friendship. YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN THE CLUB WHEN.... You wish you'd married for money. You love having the closet to yourself. The man in your bed is eight years old. You start to recognize the woman in the mirror. You redefine bathing as a Goddess ritual. You smile for no reason. Actually, for good reason. You can buy your own damn flowers. You realize that the different reasons your friends got divorced make no difference at all. |
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